And in walks trouble… With a sexy smile

Nu har jeg nævnt Mr. Italliano et par gange, og det er vidst på tide at få introduceret ham. Hvis i ved lidt om mig, så kommer det ikke som en overraskelse, at manden er den ultimative badboy :P. Mørkhåret fyr, der lige akkurat sniger sig over den kritiske højde med et alt for frækt smil og en selvtillid, der indikerer at han godt selv ved hvor lækker han er 😉

Jeg mødte ham i forbindelse med mit arbejde, og min koncentration var fra den dag af helt i bund når han var i nærheden. Hader lidt ideen om at han var typen jeg aldrig ville kunne score, men jeg er stadig helt fascineret af hans charme.Jeg er normalt meget imod rygning, men synes ligefrem at det var frækt når han ryger. Omg, Jeg er bare solgt!

Selvfølgelig har han da en kæreste: en tynd lille blond sag, med alt for store bryster, og tilsvarenden lille hjerne, suk… Men selvom dette er tilfælde, synes jeg han er begyndt at ligge mere og mere mærke til mig for nyligt. Vi er gode venner, men tager ham lidt for ofte i at se i min retning. Am I imagining things? Det vil tiden vise…

G

I’ve mentioned Mr. Italiano a couple of times, and I think that it’s about time to introduce him properly. If you know me a little, it won’t come as a surprise, that this guy, is a true badboy :D. Dark hair, a little over the critical height, with a one hell of a sexy smile, and an attitude that shows that he knows exactly how hot he is ;).
I met him at my newly started job, and my concentration hit rock bottom for every time he was in the room.
He was the kind of guy, I’d never be able to date, and I really hate that, but I’m still completely fascinated by his charm. I’m normally a total non-smoker and hate it when people light up in my presence. But seeing him smoking, is actually kind of sexy. I’m hopeless!

Like I imagined, he has a girlfriend. A thin blond one actually, with giant boobs and a freakishly small brain. The kind you’d expect him to have. But something is off. He’s been starring at me a lot lately, noticing what I wear and complimenting it. Am I imagining things, or is there something going on? Time will show…

G

 

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Weekly Hunk #1

Matt Bomer
From: White Collar

N: Jeg kan ret godt lide hans krop – Ikke for pumpet, men stadig med tydeligt (!) markerede muskler, haps! Han har de gode 3. dags skægstubbe going on, men de dækker ikke helt nok af hans kind, synes jeg. Til gengæld er hans jawline ret vild (også hans øjne, for den sags skyld). Håret er liiidt for langt bagtil, men ellers lækkert! Han får 7,8 herfra, hot!
N: I like his body a lot – not too much but definitely not too little 😉 He’s got the good 3.-day-stubble, which I like sooo much but it’s like it doesn’t cover a big enough area of his cheek? His jawline on the other hand is gorgeous! (And his eyes as well). The hair is a little bit too long in the back for me but nice otherwise! He is getting a score of 7.8 from me, hot!
G:Er jo helt forelsket i hans hår og han bad-ass attitude, og ja så spiller han jo også tyv i White Coller, does it get much hotter?! Er vild med hans jawline, men synes nu godt han kunne arbejde lidt mere på kroppen ( ja ja, it’s all about the looks for me ;)). Alt i alt 8,4 point, han er jo pivfræk.G: I’m completely in love with his hair and his bad-ass attitude, and of course his role as a thief in White Collar. Does it get much hotter?! His jawline is perfection, but in my opinion, he could work out a bit more, without it being a problem (I know, I’m all about the looks ;)). All in all 8,4, because he’s still really gorgeous.

N & G

The Critical Height

Nogen gange opfylder mænd bare ikke de kriterier, som vi jo ligesågodt kan indrømme at vi sætter op. Højden, mener vi, er virkelig vigtig, og mangel på  en acceptabel højde skal kompenseres med andre kvaliteter. I hver fald hvis vi skal se bort på så betydningsfuld en mangel!

Vores teori er meget enkel: Hvis en fyr er høj nok kan han godt mangle nogle andre ting. Han kan have dårlig tøj stil eller være meget genert eller ikke helt så lækker som vi normalt ellers ville gå efter. Det kan også være at han ikke er særlig veltrænet, men man bliver overrasket over hvor meget man er villig til at se igennem fingre med, hvis bare man stadig er lavere end ham i stiletter. Hvis han derimod ikke høj er nok, ja så ser det helt anderledes ud! Så er der ingen plads til yderligere fejl og mangler. Her forventer vi en lækker veltrænet fyr med et frækt glimt i øjet og god humor.

Det er jo selvfølgelig individuelt hvor man mener at højden begynder at blive et problem, men vi mener at den kritiske højde ligger på 1,80 m og at alt derunder kræver seriøs game og charme for at hive os med hjem 😉 Hvad synes i ??

N & G

Men don’t always live up to the standards, we set for them. We might as well admit it. The height, in our opinion, is so important, that if a guy isn’t tall enough, he must have other qualities to compensate.

Our theory is quite simple: If a guy is tall enough, it’s okay for him to miss some other stuff. He might have bad style, or not be as cute as we would usually expect. Maybe he’s not as ripped as we would like, but you’d be surprised how much you’re willing to overlook, as long as your shorter than him, in heels.
If on the contrary he’s too short, everything is quite different! There no room for further flaws: In this case, we expect a hot ripped guy with a sexy smile and great humour.

Surely, this size is individual to every girl, but we’re setting the bar at 1,80 m as a minimum. Anything beneath that will take some serious game and charm to get us home with them 😉 What do you think?

N & G